An observation on the ridiculousness that can be encountered in the Big Apple
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Today, while waiting for my long island-bound LIRR, I witnessed a pimp recruiting a hooker-to-be at the Penn station mc Donalds...
Was sneaky and took a photo: Fierce shoes
Monday, August 24, 2009
Black woman passing by the front of Hank's Saloon: "Y'all killing yourselves softly." Me: "Did she just quote Lauren Hill?" "Um, fat black lady, you're killing me softly with your tank-ass."
Sunday, August 23, 2009
I'm nauseous from the smell of this Long Islander's bologna sandwich. Oscar Meyers I'm sure.
firstly: A random woman approached me while i was working today, to inquire about some clothing, and midway through my response she interrupts me to commend me on my "lovely accent." She proceeded to ask where I was from and before I could answer, I blurted out "I have an accent?!"
secondly: this thunderstorm was a relief from the sticky and hot weather we've had this week. What it didn't relieve anyone (including myself) was from the beggars out and about on the streets. Rain or shine, for a penny or for a dime, they were persistent.
thirdly: It is almost impossible to find a subway car with at least another sober person aboard.
So I'm walking with my friend Richard down 7th ave (in the dreaded Penn Station area), and I see this posh woman walking while on her blackberry. She kept gawking at us, b/c we were talking about dick, and b/c Richard has very large spacers in his ears. While we distracted her with our whimsy, this angry black woman is walking in the other direction. The posh woman is walking straight but not paying attention, and the black woman glares right at her and hollers: "I know you ain't about to try to walk right through me, bitch!!!"
This is great. Yelle has been a francophone anomaly: synthpop à la française. I-tunes has done this genius thing again, the Foreign Exchange program. I just got a chance to download the second installment which featured Yelle (France) and Robyn (Sweden). Yelle constructed a french version for Robyn's "Who's that girl" while Robyn anglicized "À Cause des Garçons." They're really good. Yelle's version of "Who's that girl" may end up becoming one of the songs i translate for this never-ending thesis. Qui est cette fille - Yelle
Les filles sont jolies C'est évident Et moi je le suis Juste de temps en temps
Les filles sont jolies Et épanouies Moi j'essaierais Tant que je serais en vie
Qui est cette fille dont tu rêves tant ? Qui est cette fille dont tu es l'amant ? Qui est cette fille qui porte mes vêtements ? Mais qui est-elle ? Elle porte mes vêtements
Ces filles ne disent pas non Mais "pourquoi pas?" Elles aiment les garçons Et surtout toi
Les filles sont sexy Quand elles te parlent Et quand je le suis Tu ne me vois toujours pas
Qui est cette fille dont tu rêves tant ? Qui est cette fille dont tu es l'amant ? Qui est cette fille qui porte mes vêtements ? Mais qui est-elle ? Elle porte mes vêtements
Faisons un petit jeu que tu ne connais pas Tu serais la fille et moi je serais toi Si maintenant les règles sont inversées Est ce que ça va Veux tu encore jouer avec moi a-a-avec moi
Qui est cette fille dont tu rêves tant ? Qui est cette fille dont tu es l'amant ? Qui est cette fille qui porte mes vêtements ? Mais qui est-elle ? Elle porte mes vêtements
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Today's date-for-one was made possible by the letter G: governor's island, ginger ale, and curry goat on a rotti.
French Major, Asian Studies Minor, Latin American by birth and New Yorker by nature.
I know of the world, but want more. You need a translation guide to get me.